Saw Tobey Maguire 3. And one thing is still evident. I can't stand Tobey as Spider-Man. The movie was all right. Phoenix loved it. He was bouncing up and down in his seat. I thought he was going to start thrash dancing and headbanging in his seat. He is my nephew. We even have matching faux-haws. It's expected. K liked it too. She was eating up that MoreSlutty!Peter. It was money well spent.

Been working like a dog for more than a week. Someone managed to get fired. They'd better be glad I like my job. I'm just glad to be going home. I've been doing the night shift, and I haven't slept in my own bed in nine days. Damn.

I think I'm going to go ahead and apply for the masters program. Might as well. I've been working in a boys' home a couple of hours a week as a counselor. It's interesting. I don't know if this is where I want to be the rest of my life, but I don't know what I want to do anyway.

Up early and working on my thesis.

If you were stranded on a desert island, what five people would you eat first?
Submitted by James Poling.

I'm not even about to act like I wouldn't bump somebody off in favor of meat. Oh, I still eat your sand and bugs, but with a helping of meat, please. I don't have a particular preference, but if by some completely unbelievable reason I ended up stranded on an island with say George Bush, Condolezza Rice, and any other random democrat or republican you want to throw in there, I probably wouldn't feel that bad after making a meal of them.

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If you don't, my senior year will. You'll be putting me out of my misery. Don't do it for the kids. Do it for me.

Rules: Each player of this game starts off with 10 weird things/ habits about yourself. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 10 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. At the end you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names.

1.) I'm Irish-Scottish-Cajun. That means I'm really fun when I'm liquored up. And NOOO, I don't use random French words... when I'm sober. And NOOOO, I will not say your favorite Gambit phrase. I'm not a fucking X-Man... YET!
2.) I have a faux-hawk and I spend an hour every morning making sure it looks right.
3.) I hold my breath every time I pass a cemetary.
4.) I'm not very good at keeping my opinions to myself.
5.) Chances are I probably don't like you, but I'll flirt with you anyway.
6.) I helped the Democrats win at life by being a phone person this past election, even though I'm not a Democrat. Yeah that probably was me you slammed the phone down on. You've made my shit list.
7.) I believe I was Jesus in my past life. Yeah I probably am going to hell for saying that.
8.) I still play the air guitar.
9.) I don't own any pants that ARE NOT jeans.
10.) My mom's porn collection is probably cooler than yours.

This is my last semester of college. I think I'm actually somewhat sad.

I'm convinced that I do not like livejournal for anything other than stalking select people.

Thank you.

Why in the world would you agree to do a genital herpes commercial, even if you DON'T have herpes? People are going to see you the streets and be like "Oh hell no." Why not be the person holding the hand of the person who has herpes? Wait. Then everyone will think you have herpes too. Oh hell no.

Roommates can be a pain in the ass. I think I'm going to hit Xy with a big friggin' stick. Anyone care to watch?

Yo! What up, onecrazypinay. What's happenin' l'il buddy? You better get your mind right or else I'm gone.

Damn you mortal_belleza for getting me addicted to youtube. I'll never stop saying that.

I'm already in a bad mood and now I find out someone is saying DUMB SHIT about my friend. So, I give a BIG

F U C K Y O U, B I T C H!

shout out to michigangirl. You need to get your fucking mind right and your goddamn facts straight. And to all ya'll that don't like it

Kiss my white ass, fuckers!

dude, i want a kid. which one of you lovely ladies is willing to have Nick's baby? C'mon, don't be shy. we only have to stay together long enough for you to get pregnant and have the kid.

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What is your emo band name? by spiralinghalo
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What Are You Most Likely to Utter During Sex by UMAJohnnie
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Halle's leaving, or has she left, Eric. Time for me to make my move. Don't laugh at me, Tiara. I see you.

I never update this thing because I never have anything to say. There's just something about spilling your lifestory out for a bunch of strangers that could be considered creepy. I really should make this journal friends only.

Tiara and I were just talking about how dumb these things were. So, I made one to make fun of everyone else. I'm not a nice guy. I never said I was. Okay, yes I did, but I like to make fun of stuff.

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